Saturday, July 26, 2008

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Got any Grapes?

A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"

The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?"

Again, the bartender tells him that, “no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes.” The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes and if you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your little duck beak to the bar!''

The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?''

Confused, the bartender says “no”!

''Good!'' says the duck. ''Got any grapes?”
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Friday, July 18, 2008

Einstein The Bird

Former Bush Press Secretary Tony Snow's Parting Words

Commentator and broadcaster Tony Snow announced that he had colon cancer in 2005.

Following surgery and chemotherapy, Snow joined the Bush Administration in April 2006 as press secretary. Unfortunately, on March 23, 2007, Snow, 51, a husband and father of three, announced the cancer had recurred, with tumors found in his abdomen,- leading to surgery in April, followed by more chemotherapy.

Snow went back to work in the White House Briefing Room on May 30, but has resigned since, 'for economic reasons,' and to pursue 'other interests.'

He died last week.

Here’s Tony’s wonderful testimony

http://wadethompson.tumblr.com/post/123456/tony-snow

Thursday, July 10, 2008

A Cop and a Drunk

A Cop pulled a car over for speeding.

When the Cop asked the driver why he was traveling 95mph, the driver answered that he was a juggler on his way to do a show for a birthday party and didn't want to be late.

The Cop told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket.

The driver told the Cop that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

The Cop told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car, and asked if he could juggle them.

The juggler stated that he could, so the Cop got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunk got out, watched the performance briefly, went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.

The Cop observed him doing this, and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, "You might as well haul my behind to jail, cause there's NO way I’ll pass that test."

Redneck Dogs


New Dream For A Good Night Rest


Monday, July 7, 2008

Confidence Builders

Three months ago I started observing and recording the number of confidence builders that I am doing each day. The longer and more consistently I recorded my progress, the better I got. Check out the following link for a worksheet on how to develop a confidence list. In this age of chaos and uncertainty, it is more important that ever to have confidence so that we may instill confidence in others, giving hope, certainty and clarity in unstable times.

Wade's Insights: Confidence

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Meet Cliff Young


The whole nation thought he was a crazy old man to undertake an almost impossible feat. Most feared that he would die trying. But this humble old man proved all the critics wrong.

Cliff Young, at 61 years of age, participated in 1983’s Sydney to Melbourne race. Considered to be the world’s toughest race, with the distance of 875 kilometers and took at least 6 to 7 days to finish, Cliff Young entered the race against world-class athletes. Read how he achieved the unthinkable and inspires the whole nation.

Wade's" Insights: Meet Cliff Young

OPPONENTS CARRY HITTER AROUND BASES AFTER HOME RUN

This is one of the more inspiring stories I've read in awhile. I hope it encourages you like it did me. I hope it reflects the heart and soul of our family knowing that TOGETHER, WE'RE BETTER.

With two runners on base and a strike against her, Sara Tucholsky of Western Oregon University did something she had never done before – even in batting practice. In a crucial game against Central Washington University, she smashed a pitch over the center field fence for an apparent three-run home run.

But it was what the opposing team did that made the play so memorable. Check out the full story below.

Wade's" Insights: OPPONENTS CARRY HITTER AROUND BASES AFTER HOME RUN

Pupose of the Blog


The purpose of this blog is to share insights and life experiences that will add value to the entire Thompson family.


This would include spiritual insights from our reading and studying of the Bible. It would also encompass lessons learned from other sources and items of interest that family members may want to share.



As Forest Gump opined, "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get."



As life hands us the unexpected, we want to learn and grow and go deeper in our relationships and our maturity level.


God bless us everyone.